Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, Throne of Glass
“There are no gods left to watch, I’m afraid. And there are no gods left to help you now, Aelin Galathynius.’
Aelin smiled, and Goldryn burned brighter. ‘I am a god.”
Posted 2 years ago
Posted 2 years ago
Where they burn books they will in the end burn humans too.
But why would they burn books?
They don’t know what they are reading. Some ideas are too big for their feeble minds. And what they don’t understand they fear. And what they fear they burn.
Posted 2 years ago
Posted 3 years ago
that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
He checked her pulse
Posted 3 years ago
im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast
please for the love of GOD stay safe
did you just tell yourself to stay safe
Self care
Posted 3 years ago
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
Posted 3 years ago
the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness
The most important take away from this is he!!! Has two!!! Cats!!!!!
Posted 3 years ago
this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
“Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh
HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN
I’m cackling so fucking hard
Posted 3 years ago
Imprisoned for his crimes
He has been contained
But for how long
You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.
Posted 5 years ago
WhAt
IM TOTALLY THE GUY THAT COMES UP OMG
Posted 5 years ago
damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh
Posted 5 years ago
what is the coolest rock you have?
paladin-official askedprobably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
this is triggering
Posted 5 years ago
growing up with siblings
The fucking accuracy
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus
LMAOOOO
“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar
Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back
Looking for beautiful words to fill this empty empty space.Where flowers bloom in the dark and the boy with the sun in his eyes resides.also cats are pretty rad